So let me tell you about one of my most familiar foes.
THE FRIEND ZONE
Yeah that's right, the freaking friend zone. The pit of eternal disappointment and hopelessness. I've been there many-a-times and am still there with several girls. If you don't know, the friend zone is where you get put when you have a crush on someone but they don't feel the same so they just keep you at that "just friends" level when you want to be more than friends. But before I go into my stories, I'm gunna tell you how to know when you've been friend zoned (if for some reason you've been either A: you've never been there or B: you're worried you might be). So basically there are 4 ways to know if you've been zoned.
- She/He conveniently finds ways to mention people she/he likes
- She/He tries to hook you up with her/his friend or relative so that she/he can see you happy
- She/He doesn't try to look her/his very, absolute best around you
- If she/he says, "You're like a brother (sister) to me," then you are on CODE RED MAXIMUM SECURITY FRIEND-ZONE LOCKDOWN...where there is no escape...even in your wildest fantasies.
So now that you know about the friend zone, its story time about my friend zone incidents.
For the most part, the majority of the females I get close to friend zone me. And its not always me in those situation. Sometimes they're in a relationship when I start talking to them or whatever. The first incident of being friend zoned that I remember was back in freshman year of high school. This was back in the day when I was reeeaaallllllyyy shy. I started to like her but so did another one of my friends and I backed off. But when they got together and broke up within the span of a week, I was left out in the cold because she friend zoned me. And before long, I had achieved brother status and was on CODE RED MAXIMUM SECURITY FRIEND-ZONE LOCKDOWN (Yes, it will always be in all caps and red). And I never escaped.
I can think of this situation happening at least 5 different times in high school and about 8 times since I got to college, but luckily the college friend zone status is not CODE RED MAXIMUM SECURITY FRIEND-ZONE LOCKDOWN. For the most part, they put me in the friend zone because of very recent relationships, so I haven't given up on them quite yet but the situation is bleak.
Now I'm sure you realized by now that there was an instance that did lead me to write this post, and if you haven't figured that out by now, well you got bigger problems. So now its story-time about my most recent trip to the friend zone. And by trip, I mean stay. So I met this girl and we hit it off pretty quickly. I met her for coffee, took her to a movie, and the next day she came over to my place and we watched our favorite types of TV shows (crime dramas). Well a week went by and we hadn't seen each other so I texted her asking if she wanted to come over some night and just watch Netflix. She then went into a deal about how she's not ready for a relationship and yaddah yaddah yaddah and long story short, she wants to be just friends.
Fuck that shit, don't be leading me on for two weeks to friend zone me.
Until next time, good night, good luck, and God bless Ronald Reagan and the fine folks at CZ.
-CP III
For the most part, the majority of the females I get close to friend zone me. And its not always me in those situation. Sometimes they're in a relationship when I start talking to them or whatever. The first incident of being friend zoned that I remember was back in freshman year of high school. This was back in the day when I was reeeaaallllllyyy shy. I started to like her but so did another one of my friends and I backed off. But when they got together and broke up within the span of a week, I was left out in the cold because she friend zoned me. And before long, I had achieved brother status and was on CODE RED MAXIMUM SECURITY FRIEND-ZONE LOCKDOWN (Yes, it will always be in all caps and red). And I never escaped.
I can think of this situation happening at least 5 different times in high school and about 8 times since I got to college, but luckily the college friend zone status is not CODE RED MAXIMUM SECURITY FRIEND-ZONE LOCKDOWN. For the most part, they put me in the friend zone because of very recent relationships, so I haven't given up on them quite yet but the situation is bleak.
Now I'm sure you realized by now that there was an instance that did lead me to write this post, and if you haven't figured that out by now, well you got bigger problems. So now its story-time about my most recent trip to the friend zone. And by trip, I mean stay. So I met this girl and we hit it off pretty quickly. I met her for coffee, took her to a movie, and the next day she came over to my place and we watched our favorite types of TV shows (crime dramas). Well a week went by and we hadn't seen each other so I texted her asking if she wanted to come over some night and just watch Netflix. She then went into a deal about how she's not ready for a relationship and yaddah yaddah yaddah and long story short, she wants to be just friends.
Fuck that shit, don't be leading me on for two weeks to friend zone me.
Until next time, good night, good luck, and God bless Ronald Reagan and the fine folks at CZ.
-CP III